Ashley Brown Parrett and Lauren Parrett are Lori's cousins. Meeting shortly after the birth of each, Lori has been a bad influence in their lives. Ashley, 13 and Lauren, 15 want to be a part of the wedding of the woman who has given them an appreciation of the absurd. It's time to practice what she has been teaching them.
Toi Rice has the job of being Lloyd's only niece. She is 13 and thinks her uncle deserves what is happening to him.